lol blog

i have a blog now its like wow i mean can socialize and state my emotions through the interwebs now.

"hay im happy"

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im not really up for talking about my self a lot (i love talking about my self, so expect a lot about me) so instead ill talk a little about everybody else living on planet earth.

1. you all suck
2. you are all less worthy than me
3. you are not loved by me
4. i fucking hate you
5. i am your god now because i ate your real one


so basically i am a fine quality human with lots of abilities (magic abilities of course) consisting of:
extreme charm
very very very funny
fantastically sweet
and of course the ability to make everyone love me.


i wrote this to everyone who reads this: "i love you<3"


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why do all you fucktards have to tell people that i live in a box? IT HURTS MY HEART FUCK FUCK dont do it please. even though i dont care. i dont give a shit about what you think of me. and in fact i can PROVE that i live in a real house SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYES okay.
so today i went out and took a picture of a house:




thats me standing just outside my villa. the picture is edited in photoshop so thats why it might seam so "loony-cartoony" to your brains. but just ignore it. i just wanted to publish a picture that looked good. and my camera is like really bad quality so it snaps some super bad quality pictures so im kinda forced to editing them and using my awesome skills in photoshop.

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yellow matter custard tripping from a dead dogs eye.
crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess - boy!
youve been a naughty girl you let your knickers down!
i am the eggman - they are the eggmen - i am the walrus! koo-goo-ku-choo!


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kisses kisses kisses and strawberry fields