dizzy bizzy businessmann

i owe that guy 15 bucks i have to remember remember remember the 15 bucks to that guy i owe them to.
i need to get my cash tomorrow and go to the guy and pay him the 15 bucks.

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so today has been nice. nothing really to worry about. except that fucking math. if theres one thing i hate more than people its definately math. look at the word:
math-e-matics
psyc-o-pathics

YOU ARE ALL SCREWED IN YOUR POOPERS!!!!!!!!!

fuck yes.

ive been thinking a lot lately about the life. i concluded - life is just an illusion
lets take an example of the illusion of life:

i take a walk in a forest (because thats what i do. no seriously) and i see the prettiest little flower i could ever imagine. then i mow it down by taking my big fat ass and sitting on it. that little flower is now very dead and not-alive'ish. but when i stand up the flower is still there.
when i buy a ticket in the lottery and doesnt win my hope dies. but it is gone.

now heres the big question!

WHY the fuck would i ever buy a ticket in a lottery?
therefore - life is an illusion. so stop fucking trying to prove me wrong with your stupid nonsense "oh dude, your so wrong because life is you and me and i can touch you so we're not illusions" but i tell you - if you ever touch me i shall personally rape your fake life.

you = fake
me = ...? real?

im thinking again...............................................................................................

i might be the only one here that is real!
why am i even writing this? you dont read it. because you doesnt exist.
... but arent that a win-win situation? youre not real and i can call you whatever i want because youre not real and therefore cant do shit about it! hehehehehehehehe youre a dick.

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my language paints with blood
my language rips you apart
my language seals your mouth
my language kills your butt
DIIIIEEEE DIZZY BIZZY BUSINESSMANN

i wanna rape rape rape rape rape the cows

poetic... <3

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i am sure you wanna see a picture of me aint i right? you wanna see the sexy guy writing this poetic and beautiful blog right? i know you wanna.
but i aint gonna show it to you because you suck so badly that my mom could carve a tree with her acid spit and you were gonna get killed by the laser fence bitch.

i show you my "spot". its the most beautiful spot on my hot hot hot body. behold... MY HOTSPOT:



kiss me right there ^ that makes me wet like a waterthing.

big love to all my fans!!! and thank you for voting for me this summer for world president!